Ep. 7 - Seventh Grade Coffee Cake (Shh... there's weed in it)

Lora "do-it-yourself-but-not-really" and Gracie "the-whisk-master" share yoga secrets and marijuana tips of the day while adding a special ingredient (spoiler alert, it's cannabis) to an old middle school home-ec recipe... 'Cause, you know, hoes be hoes. Laugh along while they resurrect this old favorite.

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Transcript

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Hey, guys, You're listening to Pot and Kettle, the comedy podcast where we are cooking

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with cannabis. I'm Gracie, and I'm Laura. We hope you enjoy your show.

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It's recast time. This is where we discuss our past episodes and correct are many errors. So what are we talking about today? Gummy bears. Gummy

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bears. Yes. How were they? They were good. Good. So they were, um the smaller ones would be perfect for your son. That was one of your questions. How I was the dosage level since we made them wrong. Yeah, they were really like nothing. And they'd be perfect starter. And then the bigger ones were good. They tasted like, just regular, you know, Jell O that had firmed up. Um, they were

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good

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as faras edible and potency goes. I think you'd wanna have a couple because they weren't overly potent either. But I didn't kill you out. They were fine. They were perfect for a daytime. Just base layer, if you wanna come. They were yummy. They were good. They tasted like regular coming. Here's a regular taste. This is like me thinking for my son. How much of the could you take it doesn't taste it with a potty. They weren't

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party. I like That doesn't matter.

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So it's just what's in my head. Um, So scary what's in there?

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So Okay, good. That's awesome.

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So I don't know what else. Oh, um, I did look up. Why? They use green tea. Yeah, last time I did. So why did they use green tea? Yeah, there's no reason it was best I can tell us. Personal preference. So I assume that this recipe was for the health benefits of green tea over the caffeinated benefits of regular tea. Had I known that I would have chosen regular tea for the caffeine. Yeah, I wouldn't want you learn. I wonder if the caffeine transfers, like if you use Kip. If you use caffeinated tea with it be contaminated. Gummy bears. I don't see why not. Okay, that's it. I mean, it is what it is, right? Stephanie Toti asking somewhere. Yes. Speaking of tea.

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So apparently steeping is just making tea. Oh, you know, just that

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dipping motion. So, yeah, I'm a moron, and we kind of hit me later, but yeah, I do. You know, I do

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steep my t

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t every day. in the winter. You d'oh! Everyday I steep it every day.

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Yeah, and for some reason, we saw it

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in a recipe. Were like, one of the fancy word

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is that it's not just British. You and your access probably is. I'm not scared. Yeah, well, you know,

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um, you know, Americans are not We're not. We're coffee drinkers. That whole Boston tea party.

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Yeah. So we're coffee

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drinkers. It's fine way. We don't know as much about it, but we did know that. But that's fine. Whatever. So I also wanted to clarify We're talking about Brazilians. It's not that I think my lady bits are funky looking. I know it went on a tangent about that for a minute, but

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like, I'm afraid

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you have an ugly Cooper

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s so much that, like

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less than porn star quality. I think it's where you're concerned.

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I don't think we really need to rehash that, thank you very much. But I was thinking I was thinking,

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um, you know, I don't like my cellulite and my thighs and my legs. I don't like my feet. So it's

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kind of like the lower half of

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my body shouldn't drink when I'm talking. That's just a warning to go out. But s o the lower half of my body I'm not fond of. So I

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really did want to share that

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with anybody else, you know, except for maybe my husband, who has to deal with it because we're married. And he ruined my body by give by a birthing Children. So I love them, but they ruin your body. Oh, for sure. Eso

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anyway, Yeah. So it's really,

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like has to do with, like, you know, no one needs to see the lower half of my body. I'm glad

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I'm not gonna do the Brazilian,

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but I'm glad that you're still enjoying it. Fair enough. All right. And then, um, my parents bus trip. Oh, God. So I had to follow up with you. Guess what? I joined

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the alone. I God, I didn't know for a minimal feed, and they also could be part of the course if they want. And they got honorary alumni status from high school. They never went Thio. That is insane. People like them. Yes. So anyway, yeah, so yeah. Charming, charming homeless people. Oh, yeah, not Hey, I never said

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my mother was hoping she doesn't married a homeless man. She's having it with the homeless.

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Oh, anyway, uh, I don't know.

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Is there anything else? That's all I had. No, I think that's it. I think we can get on with our episode. All right, let's do it today on the show, we are going to be making

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wheat

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sugar and also seventh grade home EC coffee cake with a twist yet So for the, um, sugar, you will need one cup of granulated sugar and half a cup of green dragon made with Everclear. So we made that in our previous episode. That was the tincture we made. So for that, you just need your weed and you're ever grain alcohol. Um, then you'll also need measuring cups, spoons, a mixing bowl, a baking pan and in oven. Bullshit thing. For the coffee cake you will need one and 1/2 cups of flour, the quarter cup of butter, 3/4 cups of sugar, um, 3/4 cups of milk, uh, one egg, half a teaspoon of salt, one teaspoon of vanilla and for the topping on the coffee cake, you will need third cup of packed brown sugar. 1/4 cup of flour, 1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon, three tablespoons of butter and a nine inch square pan.

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There's

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a lot of stuff. Yeah, you're really busy in home. EC way. Didn't actually make the weed sugar. You know, Mac. So that whole first half about would be left out. I got Okay, I'm with you. So freaking good. All right, Coco. All right, so we can start with the sugar. So we already made the tincture. So we have our half cup of Green dragon. Yep. Um, that you called it ever Grain. Alcohol. That's

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the name

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of the bar. It's Everclear. I don't It looks like somebody who, uh I had to

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pee really bad,

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but has no liver whatsoever.

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It's just completely cloudy and green. It's a little greedy, I guess. More like

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a muddy creek. Or I believe that P I suppose. I don't know why. I know this was something that I took a class and they showed, like, what to look for for issues. I

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think it

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was like a pregnancy thing. And I feel I think that if your pee looks like this, you don't need a class to know that this is not my peace Never looked like this. No. There on that out there, not even please. It's

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really cloudy in green eyes. Kind of yellow? No, like I like,

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I think I don't want to say bad in the world. I wanted to think in my head like,

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thank you

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know, yellow and green Brown. Yeah. My grandma said this is bilious. Oh, yes, that's exactly right. I take it back. That's what it looks like. E. Guess maybe I just want to say it. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, would you say you were digressing? There was

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going to be What? I'm not gonna say it. Really, Uh, you knew. You knew it was like on the tip of my tongue. I was like,

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so you we've leveled out. Now I can read what you're saying. Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry for you. OK, so we take one cup of granulated sugar in a mixing bowl. There's like, a cereal bowl because I don't think we need to get a giant single you're gonna make. This is okay. Too small, right? Just foreshadowing to whichever mess we're gonna make. I know now. Well, now I'm gonna be uber careful. I'm not gonna make it, man. Okay, We'll see. All right. Take half a cup of green Dragon made with Everclear and poured into the mixing bowl along with these sugar. Careful. Oh, that that was a little

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That's fall. It's like mashed potatoes and gravy. I'm not coming to Thanksgiving at your house, Wade. Just hungry. What? What are you getting now? Just the mixing way. We're so good. We had a new We're

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gonna forget something like that. A giant wooden spoon that one was recyclable. Thinks it's minimal effort to mix this acceptable bottom of the bowl. Yeah, so it's just, you know, makes it thoroughly. I'm mixing it thorough,

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really mixing. And

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that's pretty total. It's like applesauce.

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Just giving them

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like a visual of the constituency. That's good. Yeah. So when I move, it looks like applesauce. Right? But when I let it sit what's that look like now? Grits

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e love you so much. E got you doing it.

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Just took a licked it off my finger.

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Don't do that. That's a bad idea. Saying that you knew you

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knew what's not sugar yet. Way gotta bake that. Stop what? It was like between 102 100. Yeah. As low as you can get in My, uh, doesn't go any lower than 1 70 Okay, with its all I'm cooler than everybody. I'm super Boil you, Superboy. Okay, so we're gonna do this with a spoon, right? Which is convenient. That that's what he used to mix it with.

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Look at

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that is so smooth it with

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a

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spoon. Sounds good. Sounds good. Sounds good. It sounds good. Funny. Every time I say that, I think of, um, What's his name? All right, all right. All right. Yeah, it sounds sounds good. So I do. I think of that, too. I think it says nothing to do with anything, and it makes no sense. But that's what pops in my head. Yeah. All right. So then I'm gonna stick. But I got it. I got it. Okay. You gonna put it now and then every test are and then every 10 minutes. So it's on 1 70 So between 102 100 then every 10 minutes, we're going to stir. Okay, so I'll set a timer for an hour, so it's six times, right. Would that be six times five times sometime for 60 minutes, and that's starting now. Thanks. She just has to contradict me. You know, I started out for an hour. She got 60 minutes starting now. Whatever I say, she has to argue. Yeah. Wouldn't have a character flaw. Manufacturing flaw s. So how do we know when it's 10 minutes? We just track it. So it'll be when this is five, and then a zero. That'll mean 10 minutes are up and we'll mix it. We're never gonna pay attention. Well, just glance will keep it. Keep an eye on it. Okay, Great. So we'll be burning the sugar, but maybe when there's like, I don't know, 10 minutes left on the sugar. We can start mixing everything else up. Yeah, sure. Then when the sugars out, we can add it to the mixture and then kind of get the stuff going if we want. Sure, it doesn't matter. All right, well, we got 10 minutes here. At least tow. Talk about something. So your first tell me Tome is something that you want to talk about. What do I want to talk about?

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I don't have anything like

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super duper exciting happened. Do you know what did happen, right? Well, to tell you what good things did happen, I have to go back and tell you what bad thing happened. So why? This is riveting, riveting. I know it's a really good lead up to a really boring story. I don't do this week all the time. So I came home and it was cold and yucky. I thought, you know what? I'm gonna take a bath because I hate winner. And, you know, it's been cold here, so I am. Turn the bath on. And I hate when it gets filled up, and it's like warm water, but the warm side Get it, Uh, it gets us anyway. I hate it when you fill it up and then you go to get in, and it's, like, lukewarm. I want a hot bath, but by the time it fills up, it's not anyway. So I'm just gonna turn the hot on, crank it turn the hot water on, went downstairs, Did my thing went back up my go. It's almost in. So, um, I had this t h c bath salt, and you know why I pulled a muscle in my neck? Because I'm old. Okay? So, like I'm gonna use it because I was saving it for, like, a special occasion, because I don't have much of it. So I dumped it in, and then I put some smelly stuff, and I'm going to be amazing back. So I with the candle, and it was finally time. So I got in. I had turned the cold water on,

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not the hot water freezing. That's horrible. And you didn't check it before you put your stuff. Anyway, I just had the

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hot water is gonna be hot. Oh, I was so make sure, Detective.

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Yeah, and then I'm like, Well, screw this. I just wasted

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all my stuff, so I let it drain out. But then I put hyper on the hot water. I just can't let it get draining and training and training. But, you know, it didn't get ever get it got acceptable. Lukewarm eventually. So then I got in and froze and got out. But it was the principle of thing that guy got in it all that. That's just a terrible story. They make me feel better now Say something else. That was terrible story. Okay, so last Thursday, good. After you left. I went upstairs and I turned the hot water on. Okay, for that you've made sure. And it was dark out. And so we turned all the lights off except the one light in, like, the corner of the bathroom. I let my candle on. I put some bath salts and so smelly stuff in. I put a podcast on that I like, and I put my little back pillow in and I sat there and I smoked a little weed. Relax a little bit into the water and just listen to the podcast for, like, 45 minutes. And it was so relaxing. Good. I'm glad. I'm sorry you wasted your th see stuff. Me too. So that was my good story. Bad story. It was a good story. Bad story. That story. A good story. Yeah. Yeah,

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I'm glad we had

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a good bath and I found something good about winner. You know how I can never find anything I like about what? You hate it with passion bets. I can't take nice warm baths in the dark with a candle and really enjoy it in the summer. No, you can't, because it's just too hot and too bright out. Yeah, So there you go. There's one thing people will keep a running list that I like certain. I like snow. I just don't like snow when I have to drive. But I love snow on Christmas. But it was like I was telling you before, though we don't get enough snow and Christmas here. You know, I grew up. We would have snow for Christmas all the time and just sat on it. I want a snowy Christmas. Is that too much to ask? Apparently, Now we won't. We'll get six feet in October. Yeah, a three feet in April, but it'll be dry between November and shut down the ski slopes prematurely. And then we'll have a blizzard and it'll be the most beautiful skiing see like you know, um, conditions ever. So that's what happens every year. I don't know what happened to me this week. My poor dog, that's what My Ralphie, He's old. He's 16 you know that. And he's blind. He's deaf after watching me after like he likes to be still sleep up on things, they have to put pillows around, and then he just falls off the couch lock or he'll just be walking and run into the wall. And, like, if there's sunlight, he like jumps and skips startled and trips over the

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someone. So because he can kind

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of see shadows, it's a sin. So anyway, um, he he's not as good at holding it anymore, and we just make sure we keep him pretty much on like the hard word. You can only stay in the first floor when he's home, but there is some carpet in the family room and way we try. We're like, we're just gonna end up replacing that carpet. Then that's That's just the way life is gonna be A because I'm not. He's so old you can't can't create him anymore. He's not, you know, and I don't want to be uncomfortable. So So you have, ah, special piece spot on your carpet. Well, I have a Roomba and

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a dog. I just went outside

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to wed. I just went outside to pull a couple weeds. I've got these weeds growing in. Even though it's cold, they're still there. And I thought, Oh, I'll just start the rumor while I'm not in and no big deal, right? So I'm outside I'm out there for maybe seven minutes. Like tops. I come in. The rumor was running. There was shit everywhere. There was shits on the hardwood through the kitchen, around the island,

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in the breakfast room, in the carpet, in the foyer. There, shit everywhere. And the room buys Still going

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that Ruma picked up the ship and just drug it all around the first floor in seven minutes because

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it just cover so much in, like, seven minutes. And I

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turned it over, had throwed away. It was shit like it was in the tires. It was in the brushes.

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It was ever just shit every night. Seven. It's

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now the shit spreader. 3000. So that's that's what we invented this week. There's the shits for 3000. It was awesome. Tang Well done. So I said that I just s I give up. I said, let me give it to my dad because he won't let me throw it away, and he'll clean it. And I'm like you guys getting using it. I'm not putting that in my house again because that was just, you know, and he'll find you clean. It will use it. He fixes vacuums. It's one of his hobbies. Strangest hobby, ever. But that's

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what he does.

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Oh, and Snow blowers and lan Mars. So if ever you're syllable or law Noah or vacuum brakes, just give it to me. My dad will fix it. I don't have never paid for a vacuum in my entire life. That's insane. My father just gets them from people's garbage. Is he refurbishes?

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And you wonder why people thought he was homeless

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just ahead of his time. We're all going to be Dumpster diving. You wait, You

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wait. Yeah, that was so Yeah, it was my awesome story this week. That

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and Oh, my gosh. Oh, my youngest. Who's nine? Okay, we're getting out of the car and I forget what we're talking about. We're talking about, I don't know, there's a There's a girl at his school. He thinks this kid, he gets all bashful and, you know, my husband keeps on bringing it up. It's so cute. So I get out of the car and then my oldest is already in the house and I'm kind of getting in the house. My husband's gonna pull away and go get something. Okay, I hear Well you know, hoes be hose, I go in and my Otis is like, I'm like, what

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did he just say?

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And he goes, uh, garden utensils be garden

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utensils. What? What you talking about? He's like, Mama, I

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don't want to say you're gonna be

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mad. I said, where did your little brother here? And I I

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don't know YouTube, so yeah, my nine year old clothes be hose like that. Your 12 year old is terrified of saying, I

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know in front of it you're gonna kill me because he knows what it means. You know, my youngest was like, What the Oh, so you can tell me I'm wrong. I'll take it back. So, yeah, I

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have, Like, that was another proud, pandering parenting moment on my part. Apparently, I'm letting him What? Watch

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something that you know, they're talking about hopes. So there you go, huh? 10 minutes. So

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should we, uh, mix it up? Let's mix it up. What's

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the song?

spk_1:   20:28
I know it's Ah, I'm about to turn it up. That's wrong. Yeah,

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sure. There's

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a mix it There's got to be Oh, mix it. Do we start? Mix a lot. Babies don't and and and and and and, uh, a little in the middle. Just got back, which I don't want None. Unless you got buns, huh? You wait. You don't have to take it out. You just gonna

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just gonna mix

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it right? Just stir it? Sure. And it's supposed to be you, right? Evaporator, dissolve or whatever. I went to my secret yoga society. Meaning to do. She won't tell us a secret. No one knows that you're now. They know you just blew your secret. You know what I told my dad? That I'm on the secret yoga society. He goes from his friends like he goes to the same restaurant every day for breakfast, more or less. Because Because that's, you know, ads be dad's like every day, pretty much alone. That's that's what he likes. D'oh! It's don't ask me. He's one of those people he's always enjoyed eating breakfast alone at a restaurant, Huh? But that you're not really alone? No. And you're going to be okay if you're like was like at home and then treated him like he was arrested. He does like that too. Yes. A little role playing during your parents. Okay, sir. May I take your okay. Maybe that's anything else I can get for you, sir. May I clear your dishes, sir? Yes. Or maybe he just likes, you know, that respect or someone waiting on him Hand and foot. Yeah, I think that is what it is. Okay, You know, my mom is not gonna do that yourself. Goes out to eat, and she doesn't have to clean up, clean up after him and bitch about it. Or so beautiful. So

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they found

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something that works. I said, Dad, guess what? I got invited to join a secret yoga society, and he comes, but and I again he goes, Well, my friend Marsha, you know, over at the restaurant, she's in a secret yoga society. I said, maybe I'll see you there. And he goes, maybe because you know what that is. Right? Um, place for people to yoga. You know, he was a secret for they do it naked

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with a dad. That's not what I'm doing.

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He was Yeah, that's what it is. That's what the secret part is. That's what hers is. Shit, They do naked. Yoga is Well, you know, I'm pretty sure that's not what this is. And if it is, I'm probably gonna go. Most likely,

spk_0:   23:02
right, Because you're not even know about this talking about it. I don't think

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that's the secret. No, I think that would be, like just nudist. Yeah, and probably something You tell somebody before you invite them into the society. Yeah. Imagine hot, naked yoga. Gross. No,

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that Seinfeld episode. Bad making. Oh, like opening a pickle jar. That's not killing. So

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then you did go 1st 1 and everyone had their clothes. Everyone was fully Thank God. Amen for that. Okay.

spk_0:   23:40
Whoa. It was fun. What would you do? Like I was naked eye one

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time, my husband and I were invited to a pajama. I'm air quoting right now. Put jam. I think you're using your bunny ears. And it was like it was It was like, a weird thing. Like, they couldn't just say, come out and say it. But then people were sleeping over and they were collecting keys. And I don't know if, like you had to pull your keys out. This is a key party was like, and I'm like, I'm like, where this is new couple for my husband and I were like new couples and, um, much hotter than and And I'm like, I'm selling. Honey, we

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can't go. I think this

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is something else. And it waas you know, we did, but they didn't say it. So your

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dad as my point

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iss, these things do exist, and it's a valid point because, like, we didn't go because we got a vibe. But no one said anything, and we only found out, like, months later that we were right. Like it wasn't like we found out right away that we were right. Where

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does it Sorry we can't be there.

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And it's not like they wrote back and said,

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Oh, you're gonna miss out on the swinging Haganah missing my husband's stick.

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It's nice and big. Uh, find your loss. Yeah. Sorry. You weren't meant to be here anyway, so yeah, no, it was totally what it wa ce and totally freaked us out. It's just not our thing, You know, if that's your thing. Cool. So did you do anything new this week? I still have not done the foot peel. Are

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you kidding? I'm afraid to do it. Will you do it? Can I give it to you? to do it. I'm afraid it's killing,

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like disability. Me? What's or it's gonna render me debilitated? Debilitating. Debilitate You? Yes. I'm afraid I'm not able to walk because it looks like it looks It's not actually gonna rip the bottom of your foot on.

spk_0:   25:26
It looks so violent. I'm just scared that I'm gonna

spk_1:   25:30
be walking around like a penguin. And I am just I don't I don't want to be a penguin. I don't want you to be a penguin,

spk_0:   25:37
so I haven't done it for fear. Like I need to do it when we're in D. C. And we're in the

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room. And I've had too many drinks to go anywhere. And people are calling food in for us, and I just need to do it when, like, I don't have to walk anywhere. Yeah, but like, I haven't had a reason not to walk. I have to walk every

spk_0:   25:57
day. I think you might be

spk_1:   26:00
overestimating the power of your foot. Pill peels. You appeal like a banana pill. Oh, yeah. We're just started that again. Okay. Doesn't look much different to me than when I put it in, but it's only on 170 So I'm not really sure what to expect. I guess that's what it takes. An hour to cook, right? I don't know. Anyways, right. Okay. Well, now we took a quick pee break. Yeah. So you want to give us the tip of the day? I'm gonna start. There are new marijuana. Tip of the day. Yeah. I'm gonna find little tips throughout these books that you've given me over the years. So the first time, the first thing I want to d'oh is compare quotes from our former presidents here, and it's so cute. Okay. Okay. So first quote is I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it, and I didn't inhale. Remember? He said that. Mmm. No. Reagan Clinton. Okay. Soccer. Well, then you are going to know the answer to my follow up question was posed to remember what a big deal that wasp like Oh, my God. He smoked marijuana. Oh, my about a lot. And I was like, Well, of course he did. You

spk_0:   27:19
grow up with the seventies. Who do you think

spk_1:   27:20
you're kidding? And then the baby like the route possible. Girls were like and you didn't inhale.

spk_0:   27:24
Who are you kidding? Her horse?

spk_1:   27:26
You did so anyway, then here's another quote. When I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point. Obama I e I remember that just different, though, like, 16 year difference and looked like a nobody cares what I think. Even back then I think he wasn't sure we were gonna care. So that's what he gave the answer he did when he would have been better off. Just Probably saying added, Yeah, probably. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's cool. Yeah. So So then the the tip of the day, Uh, I'm just gonna pull random things out, but I thought it would be interesting to start with a different ways that you can consume cannabis. Oh, so besides smoking? Okay, I'm a little scared on this one. Sure. There's some weird ones. Okay. Well, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I don't know. Probably what you do with these things would be considered weird, but the things that you can do things with her, I mean, I'm not saying, like, take the oil and shove it up your ass like that. No, no, no. I got it right. I would just say make the oil. Got it. Can you can draw your own conclusions right? Or do your own experimenting. Right? What have you? Okay, so, um, besides smoking, which includes joints, blunts pipes, bongs and bumblers, marijuana could be vaporised eaten like we will do today. Edibles consumed as a liquid, which we did when we made the milk and we put it in Ark. Starbucks Coffee. Okay, um, consumed as a tincture. Yep. Which we've done more than once and used as a topical and ointment that I didn't

spk_0:   29:13
know. Well, yeah, because

spk_1:   29:15
I have a sleep put on. You're like a muscle room, okay? Or like bath salts. Right? Okay, sir. Yeah. Yeah. So then another time, we can we can go into those topics more detailed. Yeah. I just thought you might like to know what this little book thinks. They're the most appropriate forms of marijuana consumption. Cool to share that and that. And then we could try different things. Yeah, solutions and stuff. Sound fun. Okay, so let me mix first. So we're getting there. We're getting there.

spk_0:   29:44
I don't

spk_1:   29:45
know. So I have a question for you. Uh, any other carcasses come out of your pet cemetery of a forest fire in your house. Let me crimson. Eight a bird. She was She was chasing birds and she would just snatched him out of the air because she runs like a Deere and she could just kind of jump and glide. Oh, so like, I have seen her do this. It was really freaked out. Well, then I would go out and clean up their their shit, and I picked up a pile and it was un entire burn. She caught it, swallowed it and shit it out hole.

spk_0:   30:25
It was disgusting. I think that's not possible. What kind of digestive system

spk_1:   30:37
is that? I don't know. Oh, it's disgusting. She's close. Ha. Yes, I'm glad that my dog can barely eat his food, let alone chase after anything. And even when he was in his prime, he said, he's a little little muffins. His legs were too little. You jump or anything run after anything he

spk_0:   30:59
used to

spk_1:   31:00
catch when he did so he, when he was a little puppy, used to catch moths, and he would roll in them like they were dead carcass it and he would lay them for us and gift us with moths

spk_0:   31:11
because that's the best we could. D'oh! So our guy All

spk_1:   31:15
right. So is it time? It's almost time to check it. A gay? No. Check again. So if I'm ever talking fast, just like slap me, okay? Slow. Now can I punch you? Oh, no, no, e don't like I don't like fists. Just slapped me around.

spk_0:   31:33
I know you remember. Like we forget. Slap me around.

spk_1:   31:39
Let me a little bit Punch me a hard time. Totally, Totally. I'm just kidding. I don't actually like to be punched. That was a joke. Okay, Don't punch me.

spk_0:   31:49
I'm not gonna punch you. Do You're

spk_1:   31:51
gonna say it doesn't hurt, does it was linked me. And it's

spk_0:   31:54
like, Oh, because you're so you

spk_1:   31:57
do know I'm true. You want to hear what's right about this? Earlier today you were going to smack me on the hand and you accidentally smacked yourself and it hurts so bad it didn't know. You are really strong. You're, like, freakishly strong, really strong your little smallness. Only when I smack

spk_0:   32:17
you are you're a freak. Okay? I like punch. You can't so punch buggies I punched for

spk_1:   32:24
prints. Buggies? No, I don't punch lower for French buggies because in the bunch are she punches you back, She breaks the rule, and then she breaks your arm so not right, so you

spk_0:   32:34
can't do

spk_1:   32:35
it. You just have to, like, be like, Okay, it's cool. Stir, stir, stir. Yeah, but you know what? I don't like getting punched either, and I hate the punch buggy game,

spk_0:   32:46
but my punches don't hurt. I still ate it. You don't walk away with, like, your arm and

spk_1:   32:51
different color. Oh, well, look, because Sean punches me when he does it, and his light punches really hurt. So then I punch a mega. Yeah, that doesn't hurt. So that's why I'm stronger now for my punches because he makes fun of my wussy girl punches. Yeah. All right, So anyway, happy thoughts. Now, way sugar is done. So what's next? All right, so it's nice and golden. Roguish green ish. Okay. Most importantly, it's dry ish. Yes, it's dry. Yeah, it is

spk_0:   33:31
time for seventh grade coffee cake. Home economics? Yes.

spk_1:   33:37
So this complicate was amazing. It was, You know, like you make stuff like the kids were making again the ham stuff. I told you about. And when we were in seventh grade and home AC, we made coffee cake, and it was so good I went home and I made it for my family, like, every night for, like, a year. And it still lives on. And, um, like my mom still has the recipe because I asked her if she had it, and she's like, Oh, my gosh, yeah, And then But before, like, I don't even need it because somebody on our graduating class Facebook page posted a picture of it cause they just made it and posted the recipe.

spk_0:   34:10
I

spk_1:   34:12
totally how we came up with what we're making today. It is so good if you don't like this and there's something wrong with you. Okay, well, then people would have toe definitely give out that recipe. Yeah, I want to make it regular. Well, I have to make it gluten free. Regular meaning for myself, you know, you know, pop free gluten free for me. So I want the recipe so I can do that later. Okay? It's

spk_0:   34:32
not fun. Free. Good. It's still good. No, sure. I want to taste your seventh grade coffee

spk_1:   34:39
cake. It's not gonna be good with gluten free fire. That's disgusting. Hey, No! Hi. It's gonna be fine. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. So we need to grease the sides and bottom of a nine inch square pan. Da dun, Dun sun. And I said, That's OK. You tried, but done, son. You're some of it. It sounded to Southern. Was I not breathing through my nose again? You will find it

spk_0:   35:07
stopped. Stop Some stop sign. Did you see that? Stop sign. It's

spk_1:   35:19
like I'm at work and playing a bad game of telephone bad anyway. Mixed topping ingredients until crumbly. So the topping ingredients if you recall our that 1/3 cup packed brown sugar, right, 1/4 cup flour. Got it. Oh, wait. I have to go get the flower. No, it's right here. Okay. Cool. Otis know? Do with it. That's the sugar. It's the sugar. I put

spk_0:   35:47
away the phone. Oh, you did it And I'll go get it. Know to

spk_1:   35:51
do. Do, do, do, do, do

spk_0:   35:53
do do do due

spk_1:   35:55
to do self rising. Okay, do I just went on my mission. Impossible. I have No, But I have a obtained Thea

spk_0:   36:10
farmer. Good job. You

spk_1:   36:12
do it all right. Do you think maybe you need a bowl? Um, I was just gonna use this ball.

spk_0:   36:18
Oh, right.

spk_1:   36:18
We have a bowl. Okay. Little Bowls. It is just the topping. So it doesn't really matter how perfect it would be. Good. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So there's 1/3. Yeah, sure. Fish. All right, because it's just Yes, I would put that in there. Okay. Three tablespoons of butter. All right. One. They must do two tablespoons, three tables. Way supposed toe. Um, melt. It was supposed to be soft. Okay, Has been sitting out. Put it in,

spk_0:   36:52
Put it

spk_1:   36:52
in the top in the motherfucking topping. Okay, so I mix

spk_0:   36:58
the topping. Okay. Now, the coffee cake now makes a coffee cake,

spk_1:   37:01
so I should get another bowl for that. Yeah, probably. I think we're now officially out of bowls. All right. Maybe a little bigger than the cereal bowls. Even using the topping and the, uh, sugar were okay. And I will give you credit. You did not make a mess. So, you know, credit needs to go where credit's due. The little bull did not. It was not for shadowing. Yeah, like, you know, you didn't spill. It was a story. That's not that. Sorry. That would've been a good story. Yeah, I know. That would have been the surprise. That would have been the men bites dog story. I was looking for you, but unfortunately, I did spell it with a lid on and everything. Oh, we could spend an entire episode on. You're spilling. I mean, what

spk_0:   37:48
was the one where What was the

spk_1:   37:50
one? The really big one. Like it was like a cartoon escapade in your office with, Like, he's rolling down. I made a pie. Uh oh, yeah, that thing And I took it. Thio work for lunch. I thought that would be a good idea on it

spk_0:   38:09
would have been if you were. It wasn't for that. Those kids in that dog. You know what? Your name wasn't Laura? Yes. That's probably I think there's,

spk_1:   38:18
like, a curse or something.

spk_0:   38:20
I think you just are clumsy, but go on. What did I tell you? That

spk_1:   38:24
I went to my bikini wax and or? No, it wasn't either. It was I want my facial. And the machine broke when I walked in the room. No. Oh, yeah, that happened. I went to my facial on the machine broke as soon as I walked in the room and the woman was freaking out. He's like,

spk_0:   38:40
I don't want you to so much trouble about

spk_1:   38:44
like, Well, whatever you're not gonna. But she was really freaking out when she's like this never happens to me and you would not believe the number of times things happen like this. And then people tell me this never happens. So I'm pretty sure it's me. That's the problem. I don't know why I'm gonna I'm gonna agree with you. You know what? You remind me like my husband is the same way. And we always say that you know, I'm like your husband and you're like my husband and ah, 100%. He has the weirdest bad luck ever, like he can go and play crabs at a casino and win and do great. But as faras, like real life luck like people, the stories that are like I have never

spk_0:   39:22
heard of

spk_1:   39:23
that before getting pulled over on the highway because our truck was too wide. I mean, a cop on a loudspeaker, 3 a.m. Get off my highway because our truck was too wide for the highway, and we got

spk_0:   39:36
a $300 in it. Like I didn't even think that was a thing. So stuff like that

spk_1:   39:41
happens to my husband all the time. So you guys share that? So anyway, back to the, uh, the story of the peace. Oh, yeah. So it'll I have this and I had it for dinner. So I brought the leftovers in a glass container because, you know, I don't wanna be p a in the plastic. So so glass container and I had went gone and heated up, and that's one of my favorite lunches is reheated. Sure, I was walking back to my desk and something happened. I don't know what, and it slipped out of my hands and it fell to the floor and it exploded to the glass container, exploded my pieces, went everywhere and then writes and P shot all over the place. So we had to have the cleaning people for the building come up with multiple people and vacuums and brooms, and I have a city because it was by my death. So I had to sit there and watch. Watch

spk_0:   40:36
a cleaning

spk_1:   40:38
crew clean up your lunch. Yeah, because that's how you roll. It was

spk_0:   40:42
awful. So embarrassing. Like such an ass all the time. I know. I don't understand heart. So you added the

spk_1:   40:50
flour you put in one egg. What else did you put in there? Um, I put in the flower. OK, The mill. Okay. How much flour did you put in? One and 1/2 cups of flour. Okay. I'm putting in 1/4 cup of butter. Good. Uh, quarters, cup milk, one egg. So you still need Let's do a spoon of song. Yeah. I'm still right here. Well, that sounds like a wind chime.

spk_0:   41:18
Yeah, right.

spk_1:   41:19
Supposedly, if they're all attached together, you can't lose thumb. I beg to differ. I lose everything. But, you know, good for you. We didn't find them today, so that was all right. And that you need from now. Well, yes. Where's my fancy? Even Alabama heard. It's so fancies. Like your vinegar. Fancy vinegar can see vanilla. Yeah, this is the fancy finale. You comment on floor from the Dominican? Oh, yeah. Okay. So I need four of these because these are just 1/4 teaspoon. I don't know why I'm doing it. that way. You know, you have. You have one right there. You know, so weird. What? We're calling it quirky. Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. You're

spk_0:   41:59
so Corky's thing has a nice ring

spk_1:   42:02
to it, right? Okay, so we did the flour, Butter, milk, baking powder two and 1/2 teaspoons CJ getting pounded. You do the sugar. Well, the sugar will. That's what got excitement. Two and 1/2 tea. Spoon speaking power. Yeah, it's right here. Perfect. So I need because I'm weird. I'm doing the half, so I need five of these. One, Two,

spk_0:   42:35
three. Where are you going?

spk_1:   42:37
121 for the sugar. Yeah. Okay, so we need our 3/4. All right, that's our beautiful sugar. So exciting. You don't have to do dry ingredients and wet on this. You just put them all together. Yeah. Okay. Come on. This is 73 cooking. How much? Usually they're pretty specific in home ec, so I wasn't sure, so I put all of the stuff in. All right, this way. We're spread half of the okay. Spread mixed. This, then spread half of the batter and pan. Okay, so that makes us all up.

spk_0:   43:22
Look at that. Look at that

spk_1:   43:23
egg. Just twirl around in there. Swirly. It looks like What would you say? This looks like banana. Really? Now? Yeah. It looks like crushed banana pancakes. Yeah, I was thinking oatmeal, but yeah, probably bananas. Good. Well, you may. I mean, I could see it's really, really smells yummy. Cinnamon e house.

spk_0:   43:48
It's not. We don't put cinnamon

spk_1:   43:49
in anything we put. Yeah, we did. We put miss half a teaspoon in mist up. That's my Christmas. What makes this all all right? I have something that tastes like Christmas recently. Fireball, have you? Oh, yeah. I haven't had that since. I don't know, college. It

spk_0:   44:10
was such a good memory. And everyone

spk_1:   44:11
was like all these. All these people, all us old folks were like everybody was doing shots. So my husband lost out. He wouldn't do it. We were doing shots. I was at a Halloween party a while back. And then, um um, I did

spk_0:   44:23
it. It was so delicious.

spk_1:   44:24
And they're all impressed with me. And I'm like, but

spk_0:   44:25
it's so delicious. It was like Christmas in a shot. Glass and Bernstein burn

spk_1:   44:32
for me. It didn't burn. Not even a little bit. Oh, it was so yummy. You come from Hardy stock? Yeah, I think you're right. I think I'm harder on that kind of stuff that I thought, Yeah, it was delicious. I'm glad you enjoyed my virgin with ice, so that's true. I think you're hard core. I am. I'm hard core. You're hard core drinker. Yeah, And I like, like, gig or maester because it tastes like black licorice, which I love Blood sugar. It's, You know, you're gonna crumble that in the middle. So I put half of the batter in the pan and I'm crumbling half of our other crumbly mixture on top of the batter. Beautiful whom and then like, put in put in Hana put in with, uh, kinetic sand on top. No, no, it is the consistent. I would play with it like I really want to play with your sand.

spk_0:   45:28
You look so fine.

spk_1:   45:29
You wanna Corky? The word is Corky. It's quirky. A quirky. Right now I'm gonna pour the other half in on top of that deliciousness. That just pretty Ah, such a baker. You are. Oh, I know. Very gifted. Oh, funny. So I put the other half in. No, The mix. Okay, training the other half the crumbles on top some. And I accidentally just licked all the stuff off of the spatula because it was accidentally I notice that you didn't mean to. That's what I hold. Hold the microphone. So now it's ready to go in the oven. Patty cake? Yeah, Big cake. All right, so for what? For what? How long and when and well, that Give me the details, baby. Okay, so you do this bigot 3 75 25 to 30 minutes or until the test done with a toothpick. So when it says sometimes I make a variation of this recipe by adding about 1/3 of a cup of chopped walnuts to the topping mixture. This batter does not really poor. Well, it needs to be spread with a spatula. Okay, we've already did that. I'm just saying these are the notes thinking with my seventh grade. Oh, that's cute. And then he will be good for the everyone here. That the post of picture if I could talk. Oh, I'm gonna stick this baby right on the edge of it in the oven. Shove it in the oven

spk_0:   46:51
for Laura and me. Hey, my mommy's

spk_1:   46:56
the signal. You another baby used to saying that she was gonna put enough in. It can happen for me. Patty Cake paddle. But she didn't say for Laura. No, she said she would say for baby. That would have been foreshadowing. Foreshadowing. Yeah, because that we don't even have a Lauren. Are

spk_0:   47:12
people like that?

spk_1:   47:13
Maybe your mom had a gift. Yeah,

spk_0:   47:14
she does kind

spk_1:   47:15
of have 1/6 sense about things. So she knew.

spk_0:   47:18
Yeah. All right. So we'll set it

spk_1:   47:20
and forget it. No, You're gonna keep an eye on it. Yeah, well, thank you. Set a timer for 25 minutes. 25 minutes. Starting now, I thought she was going to say 1/4 of an hour. Yeah, that was me thinking 1/4 of 100. Not an hour, you know, because you know, 100 minutes in an hour. So that's how I do my time. Me too. Success. How I'm so young. Well,

spk_0:   47:53
I think that's about

spk_1:   47:54
our time. So we have to do. Okay. So all they really do from here is Thio. Just let it cook so well, posit for now and then we'll come back in. You're about half an hour when we're taking it out on, just taste a Stanton picks about some picks and

spk_0:   48:11
tasting bake. Sound good. Sounds good. Right. Okay. All right. Look So beautiful. I can't wait to taste

spk_1:   48:22
it. Here, take a picture. Oh, so cute. Yes, it we'll post that. All right. All right. It's hot. It's you. Are you gonna wait? You want Just do a little taste tea? Okay, Ready? Go ahead. Doesn't come out. Oh, my God. So good. It's so

spk_0:   48:35
good, So good. Oh, it smells so good. It's also Tsunami Christmas in here. Oh, well, defensible,

spk_1:   48:43
Willem. I'll try. Yeah, let it snow next week. Our sorry next episode. How you know it didn't relax. You You know what was gonna I

spk_0:   48:51
guess we should

spk_1:   48:52
have said what we use time. Oh,

spk_0:   48:53
yeah. You really say we used

spk_1:   48:55
to make our tincture. We used a ghost train, Durban. Okay, so it was a city va. So hopefully this will give us some. Some pick me up. We shall see. All right. Well, you will tell us, right? Yeah. All right. I'll tell you. All right.

spk_0:   49:09
Awesome. Right. Well, until next time. All right, CEO have a dope day